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ReplyDeleteYou're pretty good at this. Someone should appoint you as Secretary of Propaganda.
Love ya son.
Your Pop,
SweetDick Willie
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Don't nobody go in there for 35, 45 minutes.
Thanks!
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Thanks for the shout out Jorge! (Your check is in the mail.)
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I'd like to be the manager..... for a small fee of course.... :) the blog is very interesting to say the least.
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ReplyDelete1) Standards must be maintained.
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