Things That Make You Go Hmmm
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why are Trix only for kids?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Why do the ABC song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
Can a blind man see what you're saying?
Can a person who was no touch feel you?
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